we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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