Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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