i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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