you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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