Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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