She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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