i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
