Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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