did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
How does one acquire holy water?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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