She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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