I don't think brook has ever known best
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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