69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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