So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am midnight drunk by noon
either way he was missing a nipple.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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