I'm going to jail i love you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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