Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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