Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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