i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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