when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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