I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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