you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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