i just had sex bonerless
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
