Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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