We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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