i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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