You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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