I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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