Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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