I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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