I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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