Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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