only if we run a train.
done.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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