apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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