Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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