There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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