Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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