I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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