Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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