About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
