i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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