Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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