HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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