Christians are straight up FREAKS
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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