I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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