yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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