Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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