Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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