Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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