Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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