did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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