oh god the rape fog is back!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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