ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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