Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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