On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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