I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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